This Boner Lamp Is One You’ll Want To Get Your Hands On

“Good lighting” has taken on a whole new meaning thanks to a new lamp from Monsby, called, wait for it, the Boner Lamp. To bask in the glow of this phallic-shaped lamp, simply pull back the stretch sheath to unveil the, ahem, bulb. And like that, you’ve turned it on.

Is this the must-have home accessory of 2022? Maybe, but it will set you back a pretty penny. The San Francisco Boner wall lamp starts at $500 and comes in a variety of neon colors. Our favorite is pink, of course.

But if its simple elegance isn’t quite enough for your glam decor, it’s also is available in the Milano style ($,1000) which boasts a rhinestone (cock) ring at the base. That model is available in peach to add a bit more verisimilitude to your dick-inspired decor.

Too bougie? Prefer your lighting with a bit more edge, the London Boner lamp ($1,500) brings a little more edge to the lamp with rows of spikes at the base.

And for those who prefer to make a statement with a tabletop lamp, Monsby offers the Love in Light Lamp ($2,500).

It should come as no surprise that when Monsby unveiled its new lamp line, social media lit up and had plenty to say.

While Monsby is definitely in on the joke, the design was sincere as well.

“I had been working on this lamp for about a year,” they told DesignBoom. “It had different names during that period: phallamp, lampenis, etc. After all, the main idea of this lamp is not in the similarity with the penis, although, of course, it is funny.”

“It is about love, light, and life. The most meaningful and optimistic lamp ever,” they added.

Love it or hate it, one thing is certain: The boner lamp is a vibe (but don’t try and use it that way).

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